MY CHRISTMAS WISH ...you may get to throw a pie in my face and bail somebody important out of jail.

NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR FULL ATTENTION....LISTEN UP.....THE MORRISON COUNTY HUMANE SOCIETY NEEDS ALL OF OUR HELP.   AND FAST.   THEY ARE IN REAL NEED OF DONATIONS TO HELP THEM CONTINUE THEIR MISSION, FINDING "FOREVER HOMES" for the impounded animals, stuck in jail.  

I have an idea and hope everyone gets on board with this.   Tonight at the Morrison County Board meeting I will be asking to be on the board in the future, and more importantly I will be asking them to consider hosting a fundraiser.  

A FUNDRAISER LIKE NONE OTHER...EVER....YOU GET TO THROW A PIE IN MY FACE FOR $$$$ OR YOU CAN BAIL A REAL PUBLIC FIGURE OUT OF JAIL, OR BOTH.  

I WILL BE ASKING OTHER PUBLIC FIGURES TO JOIN ME IN THIS FUNDRAISING EFFORT. 

ANY VOLUNTEERS, BEFORE I MAKE THE CALLS?

STAY TUNED.

WHAT WOULD YOU PAY TO PUBLICLY HUMILIATE ME MORE? 

ALL IN FUN OF COURSE FOR THE ANIMALS SAKE.

I AM WILLING.  ARE YOU?